It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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