How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
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I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
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I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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