ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
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I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
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I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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