please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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