She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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