listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
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Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
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Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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