is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
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I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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