Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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