Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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