I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
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the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
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She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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