just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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