Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
This girl is more easily done than said...
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
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It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
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My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
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