i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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