I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
No subtext here. People are naked.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
tell me about the eggs
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