All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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