Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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