worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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