thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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