So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
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Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
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Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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