She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
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Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
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Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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