check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
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i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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