I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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