Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
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