She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
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Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Alive.
So much puke
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We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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