I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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