she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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