Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize