Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
whose ass print is on the piano?
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If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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