My first STD was from a foam party
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
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I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
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Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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