I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
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She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
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WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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