what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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