yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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