there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
