i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
