You can't special order awesome
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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