Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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