i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
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What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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