i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
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I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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