I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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