we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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