so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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