is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
He has the fingertips of a God
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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