I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
that's an acceptable place to lick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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