This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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