she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
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i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
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He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
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