Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
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I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
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I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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