is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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