Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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