I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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