That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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