Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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