Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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