I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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