I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
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