We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
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So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
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I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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