Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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